UFO Landing Pad
You’re a Martian riding in your spaceship and you want to stop on Earth to visit the Lakelands of Alberta. But where do you land? In the town of St. Paul, home of the world’s first UFO landing pad, that’s where. Earthlings can enjoy a UFO interpretative center that operates a hotline for UFO sightings: 1-888-SEE-UFOS. (Presumably space travelers can also use this number to ask for directions.)